The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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