Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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