Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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