I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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