We're like a lot better than the average bears
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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