Is it normal to miss your booty call?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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