I bet he comes in French.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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