He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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