My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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