I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
All the doctor said was why
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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