Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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zippers are such a cool invention
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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