i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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