And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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