my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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