normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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