Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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