in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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