it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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