my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just high enough for therapy.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
