All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Your penis caused this!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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