whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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