just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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