is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I need to calm my uterus...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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