I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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