One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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