Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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