so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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