Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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