Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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