Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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