But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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