return my video game
so explain again why im purple
no
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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