Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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