The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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