I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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