she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
A bitchslap is in order.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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