Already got asked if we're dating
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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