Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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