make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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