i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
i think i just lost a toe
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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