it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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