My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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