I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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