i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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