I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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