We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
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