You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize