I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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