he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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