Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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