he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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