Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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