You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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