Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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