Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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