do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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