Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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