its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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