Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
This is the high leading the old right now
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Someone signed my nipple.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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