shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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